The Nature Boy Chris Christie Is The New American Dream

Today feels like a "Rick Flair" professional wrestling card. Not a manmade steroid driven Monday Night Raw but a vamped up 1978 small town implosion that old timer's will forever compare to Charlie Pride cruising into the Shrine Auditorium with Tanya Tucker and Buck Owens. I'm talking no rules! Drunk when you arrive! Every punk ass kid runs through the Montana redneck saturated parking lot collecting beer tabs peeled off metal cans then turned into bright silver necklaces. The Nature Boy making an appearance was bigger than George Washington going up against... wait! He ran unopposed in 1789 and 1792. George was so eff-en big and strong no man, not even know-it-all Benjamin Franklin dared to sport a pair of trunks in the center of the ring. Even with his current well publicized challenges Rick Flair is a "Real" American versus the extremely rich and completely out of touch. Only one elected man comes close to Rick's bad ass I'm not gonna take your junk and put in my trunk, you can't be the man until you beat the man attitude: New Jersey's Chris Christie. I'm so fired up over Christie's post Hurricane Sandy leadership I feel like writing and producing a radio commercial that features Christie up against Obama and Romney. But it has to be in the flavor of Rick Flavor landing a jet in the core of itty bitty barely a dollar to your name USA. And it has to Flair cutting the forehead off Hulk Hogan with the winner doing battle against the team of Brett Hart. Nick Botwinkle and Rowdy Roddy Piper with a surprise appearance from Jerry Lawler or my mother after she found out I swiped ten bucks from her purse. The commercial: Big balls read with more echo than the Grand Canyon can handle. For the first time ever...This Tuesday, the biggest election day in U.S. history invades Orville Reddenbacher High School. . New Jersey Governor Chris Christie rips from the shreds of what's left a state of madness on the shores of Obama and Romney. One man! Two deeply rooted political armies financed by big business and religious groups that took their tithing's and gambled on the future of the economy. Canadian's are fighting to get in our country. The volunteers at early election poles are ripping the cushions off their chairs. Doors open at 6:30am. Bell time 7:30pm unless California exposes their final numbers like the Hollywood babies they are. Chris Christie isn't pissed off at Mother Nature...his 100% American made wrath is about to recast Washington. What you take home for pay depends on the final outcome. This nation has a new Nature Boy and we call him The American Dream Chris Christie! Vote Tuesday! (Place small wimpy voice tag here) This ad wasn't paid for by Rush Limbaugh whose radio show success depends on the failure of the country.